December 2011
mom: do you have a boyfriend
me: um yeah
mom: does he exist
me: obviously
mom: does he know you exist
me: not yet
Band member: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Band member: *laughs*
Me: *laughs*
Band member: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Band member: What?
Me: What?
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
Band member: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: Poster.
Band member: But -
Me: Poster.
a person: oh, hey! I've just met your celebrity crush.
me: I hate you.
a person: haha, sorry. But they are so adorable! their accents are so adorable and everything about them is just perfect!
me: ...... I hate you. Shut up.
a person: oh, and they were so close, I could barely believe it!
me: Go away. Die.
me: Did I mention I hate you?
